Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Heard in our house this morning:

These jokes are eggsellent,

Hey! The jokes don't just lay themselves, you know!

Stop poaching my jokes!

What, scrambling for a comeback?

I've got jokes by the cartonful over here.

These jokes are just too over-easy.

That was grade-A, honey.

Something something WHITE!

Yolk, yolk, yolk.


You know you're jealous.

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